#list of sandwiches

[onestellarghost]

At long last, the sandwich zine is here. A compilation of my favorite highlights from the Wikipedia List of Sandwiches. Maybe next time... the silliest sandwiches. We shall see. Fool's Gold Loaf I'm looking at you.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Chef Eliot.

Leverage S01E03/S02E05/S04E01/S04E15/S05E01/S05E04/Redemption S01E04/S01E08/S01E11/S01E14/S02E03/S02E04/S02E06.

Bonus squish:

[fihyn]

I hosted a “strawberry social” at my house this past weekend 🥰🍓

[s0ftl3]

꧁Jschlatt꧂

♡︎ - s: smut | a: angst | f: fluff

Shots (Needy Drunk Schlatt) (s)

Sub Schlatt Headcanons (s)

Poolside (f)

The Craft and the Furious (f)

Comfort Schlatt Headcanons (f)

Dad Headcanons (f)

Jealousy, Jealousy (s)

Friend Headcanons (f)

Chuckle sammy with a hyper fixated s/o (f)

Cheerleader (perv! Base Schlatt) (s)

Don’t open this in public (s) Pt.2 Pt.3

Hair Pulling (s)

Crossing the Finish Line (s)

Breeding Kink (s)

Pavlovian Response (s)

Boudoir Album (f, s)

Need Your Help (s) pt.2

Best Friends to Lovers (f)

High Poly! Tedschlatt (s) pt.2 Pt.3?

First dates (f)

S/o With Sensitive Thighs (s)

Poly! Tedschlatt Drabble (s)

S/o with an oral fixation (s)

Drunk Schlatt Drabble (s)

New Year’s resolutions (s)

Sensitive sub! Schlatt (s)

And A Happy New Year (f)

[ltlemonpop]

Patton : okay Thomas you are having a mental break down, do you know what you need?

Thomas : …to solve my problems?

Patton : what no I was going to say make a grilled cheese sandwich

Thomas :

Thomas : okay that actually sounds wonderful

[akkivee]

top five moments from this little drama track in my very unbiased like so objective it’s crazy y’all opinion lol

1️⃣ sasara elected to sign himself and samatoki up to perform another comedy skit together bc he’s stupid ig lmao. samatoki punches him for it tho lmao

2️⃣ all the leaders got to eat at that diner by invite basically. it’s american so the portions are HUGE and the exact conversation about this point was brought like this lol

ichiro: i’ve never seen a burger this size before!!!!! i think it’s the same size as your head kuukou

kuukou: *holds up the burger to his face* ain’t it??

ichiro: *laughs like it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen* it’s massive bro

3️⃣ there’s a 30cm burger and the leaders decide to have an eating contest to see who can eat it fastest, and sasara gets out of it by being the commentator lmao. kuukou the foodie has quite a bit of praise for the flavour accents in burger as he’s chowing down, ramuda can barely hold the burger up lmao, and ichiro started egging samatoki on where it’s revealed that the both of them have special eating techniques. they shouted them out in sentai style complete with superhero sound effects LOL

4️⃣ jakurai, however, reveals the ultimate technique of squishing the 30cm burger down into one ☝️ cm and eats it in four bites. HES THE WINNER LMAO (and ichiro slams his fist down lamenting his defeat LOL)

5️⃣ the track ends with the leaders cleaning up the restaurant bc they ate so much food, the restaurant workers wouldn’t be able to clean up in time for their grand opening the next day lmao. kuukou and sasara were bums and weren’t helping (kuukou: they say you have to work to earn your keep, but i’ve already eaten 😈) but eventually they get chided into helping lmao. kuukou rushed forward to complete his chore with gusto but he bumps into sasara and kuukou yells at him for getting in his way lmao and sasara yells back that he’s an idiot as samatoki tells them they’re being annoying fcks and ichiro tells kuukou that was dangerous and all six of them made for an interesting group according to ramuda 🤗🤗🤗

[necrotic-nephilim]

I started in DC by reading fanfics, but as I began to read actual comics, I started to be unable to read the actual fanfic that got me into it in the first place because it's so out of character.

But there are still some stories that I love to read because I love the found family trope so much, even if it isn't really accurate to the source material.

As a comics purist (sometimes), are there tropes that you like enough that you'll still enjoy a fic even if it's not accurate to canon?

oh my god this is SUCH a fun question. bc while i started with the comics, there were certain characters and/or character dynamics where i was exposed to the fanon before the canon (just bc it's hard to read everything when you start out just to read some fanfic) and so i've definitely experienced the fanon to canon transition. (*especially* with Jason Todd. i had only read 80s/90s stuff where he was already dead or the New-52 bc that was on-going when i got into comics and man. the fanon misunderstandings i had about him before i got frustrated and sat down to read all his pre-Flashpoint stuff were absolutely bonkers.) and aside from that, whilst i tend to prefer canon over fanon, i'm not past giving fanon its flowers for occasionally having really interesting insights. occasionally. so some of my fanon "guilty pleasure" tropes would probably be

Morally Grey Tim Drake - this is one where if you try to back it up with canon, i *will* get salty about it. of everyone in the Batfam aside from maybe Bruce and Cass, Tim has the *most* black and white morals. often his internal conflicts are routed in such an inability to compromise his moral views and it can cause him to clash with other characters. he's *very* stiff and rigid in his beliefs and is *rare* to compromise in even the smallest ways. i mean, DC has repeatedly used Tim Drake of Tomorrow/Savior/Gun Batman!Tim for a reason. it's to demonstrate that of everyone, Tim *cannot* have his morals compromised. there's no grey area for him. he's zero or a hundred, so if he tips over the edge of "too far" he tips *all the way*, and doing so is one of his worst fears, how he could go "too far" if he let himself. a couple panels out of context from Red Robin (2009) (which was a grief spiral for Tim to begin with) don't change that. now that said. if it's done *right*, i sort of love Tim being morally grey in fanfic. it takes a specific flavor for me, and it's incredibly important to include that mental spiral along with it, of him struggling to justify it. i don't have any interest in "Tim Drake is loosy goosy with Bruce's morals and has the highest kill count and no one knows teehee" bc it doesn't play with the interesting parts of making Tim morally grey, which are fracturing his psyche. but all in all, i think it's fun to put Tim in a morally grey area and i will read it in fanfic and i enjoy writing it a lot

Joker Junior!Tim Drake - i've not written it on this account (yet) but on my main ao3 account one of my biggest fics surrounds this concept. this is one of those "well *technically* it's canon but only in a specific very divorced from the comics universe and would not work at all in the main timeline" so, i categorize it as fanon in that 95% of fics exploring the concept are not doing so within the Batman Beyond universe, but the main timeline. i just love it. I'll take any excuse to whump Tim, but this concept is so fun. psychologically breaking Tim will always be my favorite pastime. there are so many ways to explore the long-term effects this could have on him, how it could affect the Batfam. i'm not a fan of it being used as a "gotcha" to Jason or Babs' trauma with the Joker to paint Tim as the Ultimate Victim, but it is fun to see how their relationships would be affected by being mutual victims of him. (i have a vague JayTim idea where TIm fully retires from being Robin after being Joker Junior and killing the Joker, making Steph Robin for most of his typical Robin era and Jason still tracks him down out of curiosity bc he wants to know what happened and all. very underbaked but i've got thoughts.)

Renegade/Apprentice of Slade!Dick Grayson - this is another one where yes, this happened *sort of* in canon, but i highly doubt most people writing Renegate!Dick have read or are actually pulling from Nightwing: Renegade. it's just an exploration fo the concept fo Dick being Slade's apprentice and i will always eat it up in any capacity. whether Dick grows up with Slade from a young age, or chooses Slade for whatever reason later in life. it's not anything that works in canon bc it compromises Dick morally (similar to the above with Tim) and therefore will always come across incredibly fanon in most fics. but i can't say i don't enjoy it. it's fun to make Dick a little morally fucked up and see what you can make him under Slade's tutelage.

Jason & Damian Meeting in the League -there's no world where i believe this could work in the canon comics. (maybe in the Young Justice cartoon i suppose, but even then i think it's iffy) i would go as far to say it's wildly unrealistic. i don't see a world where Ra's would let Jason anywhere *near* Damian, bc Jason was Talia's pet project that he didn't approve of. that all said, there's something very interesting about how they *could've* met and them potentially bonding during that timeframe. them being somewhat brotherly during this time because Jason sees Bruce in Damian and sort of latches onto the kid and Damian is full of wonder hearing real stories about Batman and Robin, then that getting violently ripped away by Jason leaving the League is fun to me. it's fun how that could affect them within the Batfam and all. it's super fanon to me, but i do not care. i will eat it up

Bad Dad Clark Kent/Good Dad Lex Luthor - i will admit as a late, i've been less and less kind to this particular fanon bc of everything i've argued with people about, *this* one seems the most pervasive as misunderstood fanon. i don't mind when fanon exists, my gripe is when ppl try to claim it's canon. and the *arguments* i've had over this with people who can never seem to cite an actual comic are... frustrating. but that said, i think there is something fun to this strictly in fanon. the duality of who you expect to accept Kon and who you expect to hurt him being flipped is just sort of fun for the occasional guilty pleasure fic. it can make Kon's internal conflict a bit more interesting. the same goes for the Jon favoritism from Clark, it's not a canon thing (and i rlly wish ppl understood how complicated the timeline of Kon and Jon is and any distance from Clark toward Kon isn't malice, it's that Kon is from a timeline that Clark does not remember in the current canon so Clark just straight up doesn't know the poor kid.) but it's sort of fun to give Kon that complex of being overlooked and forgotten sometimes. making Kon just a *bit* more Luthor than Kent will *always* appeal to me in fanfic, especially if he *knows* it's wrong but craves approval from anyone who will give it.

Good Dad Bruce Wayne - i'll die on the hill Bruce is canonically a shitty father. maybe not to the extreme some people write him as, but he's not great at it. that said, i enjoy it in fanfiction. sometimes, i just want silly fluff or hurt/comfort where Bruce finally gets it right and manages to comfort whatever Batkid is in the fic. one of my favorite fics of all time is hinged on Bruce being a good dad, so i think it's just fun to explore how good the relationships *could* be, if Bruce was slightly less of an asshole. i usually prefer him as an asshole, but there are times i want low stakes nonsense.

Gotham Rogues Having Soft Spots for Robin(s) - just about every Rogue in Gotham has done something absolutely irredeemable, and most of them don't like or care about anyone in the Batfamily. but if there's a fic where one of the Robins inexplicably is sort of close with a Rogue and they have a cute silly relationship out of it? I'll eat it up i fear. Steph and the Riddler are besties? I'll believe it. Tim and Scarecrow get along pretty well? give me ten of these. Rogues protecting Robins just hits a spot. the unexpected nature of the relationship, as well as the fact they see each other regularly, can make a lot of good fodder.

[al-luviec]

scike in roti is so very funny to me because they barely interacted and came to the same conclusion of disliking the other

[wyvernspirit]

Every time I read about Mollymauk in a fanfic I mourn again for what could have been

[cleromancy]

tims emancipation must have looked so crazy to the average person... like first tim drake ("wait, the milk carton kid from no mans land?") gets adopted by bruce wayne ("i still think he killed that lady--his ex girlfriend." "you remember how his first adopted kid died? in a terrorist attack overseas. Allegedly." "i thought he had another kid before that..." "did he kill that one too?????" "no that ones a cop now i think" "yikes"), bruces biological kid shows up ("yeah wayne had like a fling with the ceo of lexcorp i heard" "BRUCE WAYNE MPREGGED LEX LUTHOR??????" "no remember the woman who took it over when luthor ran for president?" "oh yeah... whats she up to now" "maybe he had her disappeared like he did with his kid"), "bruce wayne" starts running his company into the ground, and in one fell swoop tim files for emancipation, takes the company over, and announces his "engagement" to the daughter of i think the coo of w.e? not sure what lucius' official title was at that point and can't be arsed to check. but all this happening less than a full year after being adopted in the first place.... from an outside perspective this looks like the most bonkers hostile takeover of all time

like actually no wonder tim was a tabloid darling for months, its a shame the actual execution made no damn sense

[t4tozier]

some more richie and food hcs bc i want to:

he unironically loves spam

eddie thinks it’s disgusting but richie’s insistent that it doesn’t taste like cat food, eds, especially if you actually cook it

he’s a pretty adventurous eater in general and is always willing to try new stuff

he doesn’t like everything he tries but that doesn’t deter him from continuing to try stuff

he does love classic comfort food, though

mac and cheese, meatloaf, chili

pretty much anything with cheese meat or carbs he’s guaranteed to like

he is of the firm belief that bacon makes everything better

eddie will often find him making some wack ass midnight meal

sometimes it is a result of the munchies but not always and they are equally terrible and delicious either way

he used to hate vegetables but then he realized that he can literally prepare them however he wants and putting butter or cheese on them doesn’t negate the health benefits of the veggies

he loves a good chicken caesar too

his go to breakfast sandwich is egg hashbrown bacon arugula and hot honey on cinnamon raisin toast

he will make it every morning without fail

he has won multiple food challenges at restaurants and has a drawer for all of the dumb t shirts he gets as a result

eddie will never admit it and he gets away with it because he always looks disgusted in the moment but he thinks it’s hot as fuck

[starmocha]

did he hear me shading him about his previous pb&j sandwich kick earlier

why are there restaurants—PLURAL???

he's not even giving me a chance to say no

HE'S SENDING ME A LIST HELP

[abd-appleboxdog]

I think we should make more obscure headcanons for characters and I’m not talking about something that’s ooc I just mean small things no one would think to point out

“That guy? They’re literally my favorite character. I headcanon that they can’t cut a sandwich correctly.”

[christine-ye]

Saw a few people dump their Kamen Rider tier lists on here so I thought "why not jump on the bandwagon?"

Also included a tier list for Heisei-Reiwa main civilians (with only the seasons I've watched/seen a decent amount of to properly rank minus Gavv) for funsies

[rottingbite]

The Cinderella Crew Backstage Requirement List

It was the quality I found it, wish I could have an enhanced version.

[comvi]

do u fw sandwiches